The Shirk Report – Volume 592

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Me trying to hide from my problems
We still have much to learn from Mr. Bean
Stop hitting yourself
Big brain tactics
Well played
Existence confirmed
Act cool
Okay there’s a lot going on here
Red Beach, Hormuz Island
Kites that excite
How to properly eat spaghetti
SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket leaving Earth
Advice from Dad
Jedi sheep
The Corona 15 is real
Boop twice for good fortune
Work smarter, not harder
Look out for your friends
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Was There a Civilization on Earth Before Humans?
An Oral History of ‘Steamed Hams,’ the Funniest Simpsons Scene Ever Recorded
When Women Crowdfunded Radium For Marie Curie
10 No-Cook Pasta Sauces for Summer
This app could end Apple’s monopoly — and Steve Jobs would love it
How ‘Twilight’ Ruined Google Image Search Forever
Scientific American Turns 175: The Language of Science
The Treasure Hunters of Block Island
Music’s 30 Fiercest Feuds and Beefs
The Coronavirus is Rewriting Our Imaginations

 

5 VIDEOS + your last day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE WEEKEND EXISTS!

 

 

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The Shirk Report – Volume 591

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
This camera angle
Teamwork makes the dream work
Can you imagine?
Dad jokes at the Doctor’s office
This is the greatest idea in cinematic history
Even birds know you enter slow and exit fast
When the teacher calls you in from recess
How to scale a fence
It be like that
Try to understand
RIP Neil
Alright, who got into the catnip
Nature finds a way
The mesmerizing thousand-hand Bodhisattva dance
The strength of a chimpanzee
Charlize rocks
Dinner is served
Real friends
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

The Scramble to Pluck 24 Billion Cherries in Eight Weeks
How the Hell Has Danielle Steel Managed to Write 179 Books?
Inside the hidden world of competitive lockpicking
A Tiny Nation in Outback Australia
The Bawdy Graffiti of Pompeii and Herculaneum
Why Do Tennis Crowds Have to Be So Quiet?
The Strange, Short-Lived British Trend of Hiring Ornamental Hermits
Can you hug a robot?
Love you to death: how we hurt the animals we cherish
The Unraveling of America (thx for sharing cdub)

 

5 VIDEOS + bane

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHEEEEEE-KEND

 

 

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This Viral “Schrödinger’s Cat” Photo Took Me Way Too Long to Figure Out

I am not a smart man

 

So this was the top trending photo on reddit yesterday and I’m okay admitting that it took me a while to figure it out. At first I just assumed ‘photoshop’ but finally realized the box is on one side and the cat is simply on the other, duh! The simple reflection creates the illusion.

Anyway, on to the obligatory Wikipedia entry on Schrödinger’s cat:

 

Schrödinger’s cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935, during the course of discussions with Albert Einstein. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a hypothetical cat that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
 
A cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor (e.g. Geiger counter) detects radioactivity (i.e. a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison, which kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

 

 

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These NFL Ref Memes About Arguing on the Internet are Perfect

If you’ve been on the Internet you’ve witnessed one of these

 

Memes make the world go round. They have become an Internet staple. You know what else is an Internet staple? Arguing online with a complete stranger.

Reading 300 comments of an argument on Facebook that has nothing to do with me is a daily routine at this point. And with every online argument comes an endless stream of fallacies and cliche attacks that are so commonplace, there’s memes for them 🙂

So with that, enjoy these.

 

 

1. Ad Hominem Attack

 

2. False Dichotomy

 

3. Circular Logic

 

4. False Causality

 

5. Trolling

 

6. Intimidation

 

7. Echo Chamber

 

8. Goalposting

 

9. Hedging

 

10. No Sources

 

11. Nirvana Fallacy

 

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The Shirk Report – Volume 590

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
When someone asks you how your week was
Description is accurate
His face at the end 😂
Shower thoughts
aka Friday night
Whose Dad is this
Kid’s a dynamo | Me
Millionaire, meet Billionaire
Okay none of my drives have ever looked like this
The way he splits this rock
Marketing at its finest
Your turn August
This entire exchange is perfect
March feels like a lifetime ago
I knew that’s what it was called!
Reach for your goals
Bless you Troy
thank you 🙂
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

The Mask Slackers of 1918
The Buick that beat a Lamborghini
‘Military Grade’ is Just a Marketing Ploy
What Is the Citizenship of a Baby Born on an International Flight?
The Challenges and Delights of Photographing the Night Sky
How to (Actually) Change Someone’s Mind
The 2020 Malofiej Best Infographics of the Year Winners
Immunology Is Where Intuition Goes to Die
He graced the cover of Forbes Africa. Now he could face 20 years in prison
Two Lawyers, a Summer of Unrest, and a Molotov Cocktail

 

5 VIDEOS + chalk goes boom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER WEEKEND!

 

 

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Married For 60 Years, This Couple Finds Fun Modelling Clothes Left at Their Laundromat

Chang Wan-ji (83) and Hsu Sho-er (84) are relationship goals

 

An adorable couple in Taiwan have gone viral after a series of their ‘modelling’ photos spread online. Husband Chang Wan-ji (83) and Wife Hsu Sho-er (84), are the owners of Wansho Laundry in central Taiwan. While most customers pick up their belongings, some customers never return and the couple are left with piles of unclaimed clothes (and unpaid bills!).

In an effort to have a little fun and keep themselves busy, the couple started modelling the unclaimed threads. Their 31 year-old grandson, Reef Chang, took photos of his grandparents and created an Instagram account of them for fun. The account now boasts over 600,000 followers, and it’s clear people around the globe love this fun-loving couple that have been married for over 60 years!

For more, be sure to check them out on Instagram.

[via New York Times]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Shirk Report – Volume 589

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Me adjusting to all of the new protocols
I felt that
The person’s excitement writing this sign is palpable
– Have you met the Four Horsemen? Time | Design
This yearbook quote
Here’s something epic
Epic, but make it a world record
Fake it til ya make it
This week in the adventures of Florida Man
How color impacts the feel of a room
Do you even lift
When someone tells me I’m acting like a child
Bullseye
So owls are just flying cats?
Sometimes we just need a little encouragement
Even dogs have a version of this game
Memes for all
Best
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

An Op-Ed by John Lewis Shortly Before His Death | His Wikipedia page for those unfamiliar
There’s No Such Thing as Family Secrets in the Age of 23andMe
The Mysterious Life of Birds Who Never Come Down
Clients loved this designer’s work. Turns out, he was an AI
‘Success Addicts’ Choose Being Special Over Being Happy
The rush to claim an undersea mountain range
Why America Is Afraid of TikTok
Hedonism Leads to Happiness
A Massive Leak of Nintendo Source Code Is Causing Chaos in Video Games
How the world’s smelliest fruit could power your phone

 

5 VIDEOS + Mars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO TAKING YOUR WEEKENDS BACK

 

 

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This Artist Keeps Painting Himself, Painting Himself, Painting Himself…

Seamus Wray explores recursive painting and the Droste effect

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

It started with a little oil on canvas. Artist Seamus Wray called it: ‘a self portrait painting myself’. The reception was positive on both reddit and Instagram.

“We need to go deeper”, an often quoted line from the film Inception, reverberated throughout the comment section on both social networks. So Seamus obliged and a series was born.

 

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

This type of recursive painting is known as the Droste effect and is described as:

“The Droste effect, is the effect of a picture recursively appearing within itself, in a place where a similar picture would realistically be expected to appear, creating a loop which theoretically could go on forever, but realistically only goes on as far as the image’s quality allows. [source]

 

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

Bonus

Artwork by Seamus Wray

 

SEAMUS WRAY
Instagram | Prints

 

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People are Making Amazing Medieval Style Covers of Pop Songs and Calling It Bardcore

Changing the lyrics to Old English took these to the next level

 

Two months ago, a YouTube channel by the name of Hildegard von Blingin’, uploaded a Medieval style cover of ‘What is Love’ by Haddaway. Not only did they recreate the instrumental in a Medieval style but they rewrote the lyrics in a Medieval style too.

Somebody clever heard it and called it ‘Bardcore’ and here we are, with a new whimsical style that has found a fun and creative way to reimagine hit songs we all know and (mostly) love.

While some earlier versions of this idea can be found online, Hildegard von Blingin’ has really stepped to the forefront of this emerging genre with each successive release generating millions of views and plays.

Below you will find the YouTube covers embedded and you can also listen to them on Soundcloud. Enjoy!

 

 

“Somebody That I Used to Know” by Gotye
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

“Creep” by Radiohead
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

“Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

“Jolene” by Dolly Parton
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

“What is Love” by Haddaway
Bardcore Medieval Remix

 

 

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The Shirk Report – Volume 588

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting

the-friday-shirk-report

 

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Nailed it
The moment the evening turned magical
Yao Ming is tall, a triptych
Just sayin’
Unprecedented times
I want something to paint just so I can try this brush
Swishhhhhhh
Okay, now I really have no excuse
When your restaurant can only serve alcohol with the purchase of food
Did we just become best friends?
Before parkour, there was Jackie Chan
Also parkour
Take me there
I don’t think she understands how VR works
That one handed trick was smooth
‘Bian Lian’, the ancient performance art of face-changing
Warning, hot take ahead
A perfect day
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Covid-19 Live Vaccine Tracker
Defining the ’90s Music Canon
Sports Have Been on Pause. It’s Time for a Reboot.
German scientists are hosting a pop concert for 4,000 people to study how the coronavirus spreads in large groups and how to combat it
This Four-Year-Old, $150M Mall in San Francisco Has Never Seen a Customer
Meet the Ultra-Black Vantafish
The Million Dollar Next-Gen Mask Challenge for 15-24 year olds
A Small Needful Fact
The “free speech debate” isn’t really about free speech
The Other Women in Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Harvard Law Class

 

5 VIDEOS + Moms are the best

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

HERE’S TO A WEEKEND LIKE NO OTHER

 

 

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